Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends
Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could...
whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be...