I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
I’D BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GLOWING IN ROSE’S EYES AND I REALIZED
IT’S A WOLF. A GOLDEN WOLF TURNING TO SHOW ITS FACE, IN HER EYES. THE BIG BAD WOLF.
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
Negatives of being a celebrity
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me